majid-riaz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The New Jackass HomeVideo]

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Er, what?
Graphics were OK, but not enough happened. Actually, of what little actually happened, it wasn't funny or amusing or whatever it was meant to be.
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Is this supposed to cash in on the Jackass Movie, I wonder? Stickmen + Violence = Done Before. Except better. A whole lot better.
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Try harder. Much harder.

[Shadow: The Dream Pt 2]

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I'm not trying to put you off making any more flash movies, but I didn't like this.
1) I saw part 1 and nothing is different, just a guy fighting some other guys. Boring.
2) The animation (although not bad, per se) is not anything to write home about. Heck, I would write to anyone about this.
3) The premise has been done (Xiaoxiao? Genyu's Blade?), if it isn't on par, or better, then what's the point?
4) The score. What exactly is wrong with people these days? If I submitted a movie about a turd laughing, I'm sure I'd get higher than a 3. I think I've lost faith in NG reviews/voters now.
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For your next piece, try something new. Yes, carry on the series. No, don't make another 'guy fighting another guy' movie.
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Don't exploit people's stupidity, try submitting something fresh and original once in a while (that goes for everyone).

[Charakter-The Final Act]

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Is it just me, or does anyone else hate crap animation with heavy metal?

And *ahem* what is this doing above The Tao of Space in the Weekly Top 20? I'm this close to losing faith in the NG reviewers.

[Perfect Kirby 2]

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This just made me laugh out loud. Mario, damn he made me laugh.
The humour in this was not so completely whacked out that it became set piece after set piece, it came together really nicely.
And the outtakes? Nice addition, and as funny as the movie itself.
It's extremely hard to make me laugh out loud, so great job. Keep it up.

[The Tao of Space]

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You already know what I think about this movie, Barry.

The only reason I gave this a 9 on Interactivity, Humour and Violence is so that it will be listed on my profile in my Top 5 movies. Which it is, coincidently.

[DRAGON ((B))]

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Uhh, sorry, I couldn't be bothered to watch it till the end. Not really my cup of tea I guess. But there seems to be a lot of people who like it, so it must be doing something right. Keep it up.

["From my Room"]

Hey Alex

Looks like you were able to upload it after all. I'm glad you did, this will do well in the Portal. You already know what I think about this movie Alex, so I'll speak to you later.

- Majid Riaz

[Author's Reaction]

What is wrong with you?

I would have thought the reason why your movies are not in the Top 50 is painfully obvious... you are no good at flash, subsequently your flash movies are really bad.

It's not a conspiracy. No one hates you on a personal level (well, I don't). It's just that, well, you make such bad movies. No point in getting all worked up about it, make something worthwhile and it will surely be noticed.

Otherwise, please stop your disturbing campaign of blamming the Portal with your 'Voter-Rage' movies.

[Ocean of Infinity]

Atmospheric.

This is superb, a great atmospheric piece of animation.

Keep it up.

[Final Task Parody]

What a shambles...

This wasn't a parody of The Final Task, it was a complete bastardisation of it. If you're going to parody a great movie, then put in some familiar scenes or shots from the original. Apart from the name, this had absolutely nothing to do with The Final Task.
Next time, try thinking before you create one of these... things.